I'm THIS GUY (Guess Which One). Which probably isn't very helpful. Basically, I'm your average New York Jew, the latest in multiple generations of odd birds whose recent history evokes a timeline of shtetl-living, Holocaust-surviving, creatively minded modern-American East Coast tradition. As you'll read throughout this haphazardly assembled self-homage of a personal website, I've had the surreal privilege of writing about many of the things and people I love for some incredible audiences. And had the opportunity to work directly with bands and artists I admire in the hopes of making them remarkably more successful, acclaimed and wealthy than myself.

I love what I do, but also love to disappear into wooded areas to eat wings and drink pretentious beers. I'm generally pretty accessible though. Drop me a line sometime if you think we should work together. Twitter's a solid place to start.

And here is a video that I think best sums up a lot of things.